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shrimp
Posted by Sarah

Shrimp Mood Lamp

I was fully convinced this lamp would make my room look like a tiny underwater lounge. It arrived, looked incredible for one hour, and then I realized I do not actually want a glowing shrimp watching me sleep. It still deserves a home with stronger commitment.

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Listed at $28, but you can request it at that price or send your own offer.

Item details

Regret index8/10
ConditionVery good
UsedOnce, spiritually
LocationChicago, IL

Comments

@regretprincess

This is exactly the kind of object I want to see but absolutely cannot justify owning.

@roomcore420

Respectfully, this would fix my apartment immediately.

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